God, I hate the New England Patriots and their pretty boy quarterback with the unattractive ass. I despise Tom Brady both on and off the football field. His arrogance, his fashion sense, his butterface girlfriend - I hate it all.
And that's not the worst part. See, hating Tom Brady isn't all that abnormal. Shoot, everybody's doing it. You kind of have to if you live outside of New England. My husband, though, he loves Tom Brady. Adores him, even. It's sickening, and it's making me reconsider my committment to the man. I mean, come ON, Mr. Kolby is a Buffalo Bills fan. A fucking BILLS fan. Tom Brady is, or should be, public enemy #1. But no, he admires Tom Brady and his dominance of the quarterback position. When confronted with my utter astonishment at his betrayal (let's face it, that's exactly what it is. I'm a Jets fan, I know exactly how it's supposed to work when it comes to the Pats), Mr. Kolby has the nerve to turn to me and say, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." What? WHAT?!
It's the fucking TITLE of my blog. It's what I do! It's what I live for! I don't even know him anymore.
Maybe a night on the couch will set him straight.
Monday, January 7, 2008
...You decide. I started Hating The Player back in April, and much like many of my former interests, I kinda lost interest in blogging after a while. It's damn near impossible for me to do it from work, which is where I'm guilty of having more time on my hands than I do on a lazy Sunday afternoon. And when I'm home, well, my rapidly expanding ass speaks for itself. You know, I don't recommend to anyone with any kind of productive energy to ever invest in a dog (or two, in our case). All your productivity goes straight out the window in favor of lounging about in your PJs covered in rat terrier. It's so damn addicting.
Anyway, I've decided to dive headlong back into blogging. I'm a frequent visitor (and commentor -yay, over 100 posts so far!) to Pajiba, and as a result I've also paid visits to several of the other commentors' own blogs. And they're fricken awesome and I'm so jealousE. Yeah, so, I'm back. Woo.
Let's see how long this lasts.